Bruce Mason Centre: Heath Franklin’s Chopper

Date: May 25th, 2024

Where: Bruce Mason Centre

Not Here to F*** Spiders
NZ Intl. Comedy Festival


New Zealand’s MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off….and he’s not here to f*ck spiders!

That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to….

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

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